Remembering the times when my phone was silent. Or no, wait, the times when I had no phone. Which was less than a year ago!  Now I'm trying to manage my over flowing inbox and missed calls from people who "will be by you all night long" and "crazily long for some time with you, the time with you is impossible to forget". CREEPY! OK! Get some tact please.

I guess I don't know how to manage untactful, clingy, stalker relationships. Only cleaning up the inbox after them.